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Small World Oh yes andOn fear of flying.One of the things I love about this series is he captures ordinary sensible fears of flying so well.I ve just got off a plane, yet again without it falling down in a non prescribed manner But still, it s made me think about this situation.Have you ever been in a plane, sitting in it, expecting to take off, when the pilot says Attention, attention, attennnnshhunnn Passengers, in order to fly safely we need to take off 100 kgs I m asking for two volunteers and th Oh yes andOn fear of flying.One of the things I love about this series is he captures ordinary sensible fears of flying so well.I ve just got off a plane, yet again without it falling down in a non prescribed manner But still, it s made me think about this situation.Have you ever been in a plane, sitting in it, expecting to take off, when the pilot says Attention, attention, attennnnshhunnn Passengers, in order to fly safely we need to take off 100 kgs I m asking for two volunteers and their luggage to leave now and wait for the next plane This is true, it really happened And, of course, nobody believes it If the pilot says 100 kgs or we fall out of the sky, then the passengers want at least double that What if somebody s done their arithmetic wrong How can they know 100 kg is the right figure And you know what happens Everybody looks at the biggest, fattest people Looks at them like, come on, this is your moment This is the only time in your life where there is any purpose to your wantonly deep fried life style Yes, and you will have the heaviest luggage, we all know that You can save this entire jet of passengers from certain death by doing nothan simply hanging out in the Qantas lounge and feasting on free lunch until the next plane comes This is win win for everybody Nobody actually says a word but it is patently clear what they are all thinking.People like me get completely ignored, which is funny because although I don t make the cut on my own, my luggage always weighsthan I do, so I d do the job But instead I can just sit there knowing this is some weird form of Big Brother where my seat is safe Nobody s voting me off this trip.On fear of trollies.Adelaide is such a sweet town You know that because it has the only airport left in the whole world where you don t have to put a down payment on your trolley The last time I used a trolley was in Los Angeles many years ago I put in my two bucks, got a trolley, used it for hours and then, when finally we were able to check in our luggage I simply left the trolley Walked off only to turn around because honest to God, two large grown up men zoomed in on the trolley and were fighting for it I mean fighting At least one of these men was going to die I stood, horrified I d just spent several weeks in the US largely trying to get out of the place and nownow For sure I was going to be charged with some sort of affray leading to the death of at least one person Far from escaping the place, I d be put in gaol, death row, if I was lucky and the jury understood it was an innocent mistake on my part, not understanding the significance of the situation.It had never been properly documented before until I next went to my therapist Trolleyphobia I expect academic papers have been written.conferences attended I see there is something of a dispute on goodreads as to whether this is the best of the trilogy Better Worse Slightly different I m not going with the argument that you have to go to conferences to get why this one s so special Like the idea of a conference isn t out there in the ether.How about this instead Hands up if you ve written a book of literary criticism I put my hand up Look around, count hands Oh Just the one then So, you know You all wouldn t really understand then Not like I would I mean, we are reading about the lives of literary critics, after all.We have here the very special point of view of someone who hasn t been to a conference, but who has written a book of literary analysis Lucky, lucky you.The thing is, I have to begin by saying, I hate analysing literature I can t think of aeffective way of spoiling the stuff At school I was the relentless objector to everything non literal But why are sharp pointy things in Tess of the D Urbervilles phallic Why can t they just be sharp pointy things, doing sharp, pointy sort of things Having said that, I did sort of analyse Changing Places.Here I will merely add that there ispadding to this book but that it made me laugh uncontrollably a couple of times.So I m at the Italian Consulate a few days ago waiting, waiting, waiting I knew it would be like that, after all, a micro model of the Italian government at work I ve brought various things with me including this book, of which I read maybe fifty pages Suddenly it makes me laugh, I mean really laugh out loud, LOUD, out loud I swear to God the man at the desk looked at me and moved me right to the bottom of the queue And the two dozen people around me, dull, braindead looking specimens if ever I ve seen any, looked like they fully approved the desk man s decision.Swallow is in Turkey to present a paper at a conference and he s brought blank A4 paper with him to use as toilet paper He s wiping his bottom in a blackout when the lights suddenly come back on He s up to page five of his paper Later on I m in bed with somebody who is asleep and I m reading don t get excited, not the least possibility of sex Persse is on a plane which is going to have trouble landing, maybe even crash One of the airhostesses is desperately trying to come up with a prayer to address to the passengers it s an Irish plane and suddenly it comes to her Oh Lord, for what we are about to receive, make us truly grateful Hilarious I silently shook with laughter for a while and then went back to my own bed.where I could laugh noisily.Have you ever been on a plane that can t land I have, and actually, it wasn t all panic the way Lodge tells itI was on my way to Adelaide as usual and preparing to land was announced The plane got very close to the ground when the pilot chickened out and took us up again The weather was lousy and he was nervous As this happened a coupletimes, it was interesting to observe the effect on the passengers.I would have expected a diverse reaction Self important businessmen complaining about being late Hysterics here and there Somebody asking why couldn t they have a second lunch Whereas in fact the passengers pulled together as one and were on the pilot s side If he didn t think it was right to land, we were with him Not a murmur of dissent.In due course the inevitable happened The plane ran out of fuel It was now or never Might one define clarity as lack of choice However impossible the pilot had thought landing to be, suddenly it was simple routine It was a plane in the air that had to come down Yea verily We all cheered I really do have to make random observations as I go along, reading this book, or I shan t write anything at all No country for old men Coen brothers movie.and okay, title of book by Cormac McCarthy But here it is in a book written in the mid eighties Does this mean it has some other, even earlier origin which I should know and don t, that is commonly borrowed Has McCarthy taken it from Lodge Come up with it independently I m dying to know the answer to this question Somebody please enlighten me This is a sort of sequel to Lodge s book CHANGING PLACES However, the two main characters of CHANGING PLACES are now secondary characters in this novel, which takes place 10 years later, roughly around 1979 Lodge turns up the academic aspect to HIGH in this novel, which may drive away some readers This is a novel filled with conferences such as MLA, a lot of literary theory, and a lot of professors who are out of ideas for books and articles.Into all this enters our protagonist, the Irishman This is a sort of sequel to Lodge s book CHANGING PLACES However, the two main characters of CHANGING PLACES are now secondary characters in this novel, which takes place 10 years later, roughly around 1979 Lodge turns up the academic aspect to HIGH in this novel, which may drive away some readers This is a novel filled with conferences such as MLA, a lot of literary theory, and a lot of professors who are out of ideas for books and articles.Into all this enters our protagonist, the Irishman Persse McGarrigle He is a professor of English who is still a virgin At a conference one spring, he meets a beautiful, sexy, intelligent woman who he becomes obsessed with after only a few conversations and flirting sessions When the conference is over she disappears and can t find her anywhere He is full of despair He asks everyone about her, but she seems to be sort of mysterious showing up at every English Professor conference she can but not really a professor herself, and no one has any idea of what her address is or where to find her Persse wants to write her a letter, but he can t because of this So he starts a long and complicated journey from conference to conference around the world in order to try and find her again.I have to note that I love how Persse s virginity is handled it s no big deal It s just another fact about him, like the fact that he s never been to Mexico There s no 40 Year Old Virgin panic, no OMG this is so embarrassing I m such a freak shame, no long passages discussing exactly WHY he s a virgin Lodge doesn t treat Persse s virginity as if it s some huge burden or problem or defect with the character And when Persse DOES finally find himself in a sexual situation, the matter isn t even brought up and everything just proceeds normally which I think is refreshing and realistic and an amazing move on Lodge s part.This book, like all of Lodge s novels, is a comedy and a journey of self discovery not only for Persse, but for the other five or so side characters in this novels They are all middle aged or older men, which seems to be Lodge s forte I adore the way Lodge writes men and thoroughly enjoy being in these guys heads for the duration of these novels The reason I love it is because Lodge makes men seems so human If you re wondering what I mean let me explain.In most books that are popular nowadays young adult, new adult, romance, mysteries, thrillers men seem soone note They are either hardened bad boys, who are rakish and dangerous and just waiting for the right woman to love OR sweet kind men who are so nice and caring and provide that kind of neutered hero that is so popular in sweet YA novels right now.The men that Lodge writes are like actual humans they have doubts, they don t make good decisions, they fumble, the fall in love with the wrong person, they get the girl of their dreams but end up not being able to have an erection with her, they argue, they fight with colleagues who threaten their jobs, they despair, they hope, they dream, they are petty and they gossip a lot We see them deal with their marriages, their children, their bastard children, their failing careers, their unexpected successes, their rivals for jobs, and their mistresses.None of them are purely good, and none are purely evil They are just struggling to make sense out of life This is a comedy and Lodge obviously believes that people are basically good and well intentioned You will find no murderers or rapists here People do choose to do bad things in this novel abandon their pregnant mistress, cheat on their wife or husband, seduce an innocent and then shrug and walk away, ignore someone in a troublesome situations pleas for assistance, or play a cruel practical joke on a person who s obviously mentally unstable.I felt like all these bad deeds the characters did were human and understandable, not done out of some evil deep seated malice but instead done out of human fallibility None of these men are heartless cads but none are paragons of virtue either.Same thing for the women in this novel, although we are not as privy to their thoughts as we are the men s Women in this book are not either bad girls or virgins, but instead human beings who are sometimes wonderful and sometimes petty or bitter The humor in these books is subtle it sneaks up on you and makes you laugh out loud It s not bludgeoning you with funny like in HITCHHIKER S GUIDE or THE 100 YEAR OLD MAN It ssituational comedy You know certain things that the characters don t and you know they re in for a big surprise and can t wait to see their reaction.The ending of this book is a mixed bag since Lodge gave me ALMOST everything I asked for, but leaves some measure of doubt about a key issue and therefore has me gnashing my teeth Just a warning for readers who like all their loose ends tied up.In my opinion, THERAPY is still Lodge s best book This was a very good book in all its aspects very well written, solid storyline, witty, gives the reader what the reader needs Mr Lodge writesthan once what a romance novel should be, and he delivers that I cannot wait to read the third one in the series However, even if there is an open end, the book draws a lot of conclusions and actually open end is not that bad anyway The reader is free to imagine his her own end of the story Great book, i am really glad I discovered David Lod This was a very good book in all its aspects very well written, solid storyline, witty, gives the reader what the reader needs Mr Lodge writesthan once what a romance novel should be, and he delivers that I cannot wait to read the third one in the series However, even if there is an open end, the book draws a lot of conclusions and actually open end is not that bad anyway The reader is free to imagine his her own end of the story Great book, i am really glad I discovered David Lodge and I highly recommend his books David Lodge s is a small world the Japanese call it a narrow world It is a world of conferences literary conferences, conferees, professors, writers, critics, linguistic enthusiasts and geniuses, universities, educationists and once through this novel, one would wonder if there does exist a world beyond these universities and conferences where do WE live then or is our existence a myth And these so called guardians and critics of literature are not bound merely to their books and epics and David Lodge s is a small world the Japanese call it a narrow world It is a world of conferences literary conferences, conferees, professors, writers, critics, linguistic enthusiasts and geniuses, universities, educationists and once through this novel, one would wonder if there does exist a world beyond these universities and conferences where do WE live then or is our existence a myth And these so called guardians and critics of literature are not bound merely to their books and epics and poems and poets they are also travelers lovers, drinkers and for all that, a crazy lot too Persse McGarrigle is a conference virgin when we embark on this story, but by the end of it, he is spread, laid, banged and turned into a conference slut, if we can call him one, considering his rigorous globetrotting to attend and evade the miscellaneous conferences in search of Ms Angelica Pabst, the most beautiful girl he has ever met, trying to finish her doctoral dissertation on Romance how lovely This is his disastrous, frustrating and comic journey around the world in search of the evasive girl who has played a prank on him and given him the skip, his true love because he believes in her and it Persse is a virgin otherwise too, one of those who believe in keeping the sacred act reserved for the necessary suffering called marriage But then the poor guy discovers that she isn t so sacred for this sacred plunge as one fine day, rather night, discovers her in the cheap bars of Soho, not only stripping but likely to do muchand then again discovers otherwise she wasn t her, his Angelica after all So imagine his plight when he finally finds her and plunges into bed and mounts and rides and rises to collapse, not once but thrice, and is exhausted and drained but still in love, only to find that the soft hills were not hers, the valleys were not hers and it was not she, Angelica Jassus , Percy must have shouted out loud at the discovery of this disaster Persse and Angelica are of course not the only attendees at these conferences There is Morris Zapp, the suave and witty university professor who is thoroughly proud of and so much in love with himself I guffawed at one of the papers he presented on The Interpretation of Text He has had a short romance with his friend Phillip Swallow s wife, was deceivingly forced into a threesome by Fulvia Morgana, another professor and her husband, and now aspires and will marry Thelma Ringbaum, another professor s wife Is this book about infidelities, well this is just the beginning Phillip Swallow, in turn has had limited fun with Morris Zapp s wife, survived a plane crash, enticed Joy Simpson, wife of a fellow colleague who has been kind enough to give him shelter after the accident and is now ready to divorce his wife and family for the remembrance and life time reliving of that one passionate night And here is Morris Zapp s divorced wife, Desiree getting cosy in the sheets with Ronald Frobisher Wow and there sInfidelity is just a part, you will marvel at the kind of coincidences Mr Lodge has packed into this book There are times, rather most of the times you would scream Oh, pleaseeee, spare me, that s too much of a coincidence , but Persse McGarrigle will meet all the right people at the wrong places, bump into the wrong people at the right places, and of course the right people at the right places all except Angelica of course You will not complain though and love it nonetheless, at least I did And not only Persse, but others too are magically placed together in flights and find each other rightfully in bars and restaurants, children lost 27 years ago find their parents when their old hitherto unknown father has just proposed to marry a girl his daughters age, messages left at the weirdest of places are gloriously discovered, a lost or rather runaway husband is found tragically when a boat is about to sink and this and that.And embedded in this comic confusions and coincidences is literature, well thought of, well presented, giving a new dimension at the texts that we read, how we read them, register, perceive and form opinions about This book is an easy read and God I have read it at leisure and enjoyed every bit of this witty novel It came as a cool breeze of fresh air after having read The Gathering and As I Lay Dying Highly recommended if you desire a good laugh Mr David Lodge, I am definitely reading the next one P.S At a paper on the subject The Function of Criticism presented by a few of our learned educationists and highly acclaimed laureates, Persse asked a simple yet very relevant question which silenced all the speakers Look out for it.This is a part of the oration of Dr.Morris Zapp on the presentation of his paper on The Interpretation of Texts Enjoy May seem offensive to some, but then that s not me, it s Morris Zapp or rather David LodgeThe classical tradition of striptease, however, which goes back to Salome s dance of the seven veils and beyond, and which survives in a debased form in the dives of your Soho, offers a valid metaphor for the activity of reading The dancer teases the audience, as the text teases its readers, with the promise of an ultimate revelation that is infinitely postponed Veil after veil, garment after garment is removed, but it is the delay in the stripping that makes it exciting, not the stripping itself because no sooner has one secret been revealed than we lose interest in it and crave another When we have seen the girl s underwear, we want to see her body, when we have seen her breasts, we want to see her buttocks, when we have seen her buttocks, we want to see her pubis, and when we see her pubis, the dance ends but is our curiosity and desire satisfied Of course not The vagina remains hidden within the girls body shaded by her pubic hair, and even if she were to spread her legs before us at this, several ladies in the audience noisily departed , it would still not satisfy the curiosity and desire set in motion by the stripping Staring into that orifice, we find that we have somehow overshot the goal of our quest, gone beyond pleasure in contemplated beauty, gazing into the womb, we are returned to the mystery of our own origins Just so in reading The attempt to peer into the very core of a text, to possess once and for all its meaning is vain it is only ourselves that we find there, not the work itself To read is to surrender oneself to an endless displacement of curiosity and desire from one sentence to another, from one action to another, from one level of the text to another The text unveils itself before us but never allows itself to be possessed and instead of striving to possess it, we should take pleasure in its teasing 3.5 stars, rounded upThis novel, a loose sequel to the earlier Small World , shares many similarities a comedy about the world of conferences and university academics It is funny, occasionally even hilarious, and as usual with David Lodge, well written.It has a larger cast of characters, and a larger canvas instead of focusing on the university campus, it sprawls across different conferences in many different parts of the world The storyline isfluid, covering a larger cast of charac 3.5 stars, rounded upThis novel, a loose sequel to the earlier Small World , shares many similarities a comedy about the world of conferences and university academics It is funny, occasionally even hilarious, and as usual with David Lodge, well written.It has a larger cast of characters, and a larger canvas instead of focusing on the university campus, it sprawls across different conferences in many different parts of the world The storyline isfluid, covering a larger cast of characters as they travel to these conferences, with coincidence, chance meetings and romantic pursuit driving the narrative Although this providesscope for different set pieces, which are all funny, it also makes it less a story with a plot, without a focus on a main character in this way, I didn t like it quite as much as Changing Places , but still very enjoyable and recommended for a well written, light comedy Finished reading it exactly one day before the M.A entrance exam, it feels like I have recapitulated everything I ve been studying for this exam for the past few months There was Norton anthology of English Literature there adding some depth to my knowledge of the medieval literature and genre of romance I should read Faerie Queen now, I guess and also the whole gamut of literary criticism explained way better than the Bressler guy no offence, dude Your textbook is still my favorite among Finished reading it exactly one day before the M.A entrance exam, it feels like I have recapitulated everything I ve been studying for this exam for the past few months There was Norton anthology of English Literature there adding some depth to my knowledge of the medieval literature and genre of romance I should read Faerie Queen now, I guess and also the whole gamut of literary criticism explained way better than the Bressler guy no offence, dude Your textbook is still my favorite among the M.A sources Also, there were hell of a lot of GRE words which kept popping up, like a Leitner s learning box, only wayenjoyable and practical It s probably indecent to acknowledge that, in addition to academic stuff, it added a whole lot to my knowledge of male and female anatomy or certain parts of anatomy, anyway The world is a global campus, says Morris Zapp I couldn t agreeTHANK YOU, DAVID LODGE YOU RE COOL, SMALL WORLD IS COOL, GIANT WORLD IS COOL, ACADEMIA IS PROBABLY COOL TOO Witty, clever, amusing, well narrated Some really great lines about this discourse on English professors on summer holiday We are all subjects in search of objects Layered for a story line that broadly appeals with intriguing insight as to the real purpose of literary theory in bringing unknown writers to light Laughed out loud at the story about the English prof who attended a seminar on the Problems of the Colon and who was an hour into the lecture before realizing he was attending the Witty, clever, amusing, well narrated Some really great lines about this discourse on English professors on summer holiday We are all subjects in search of objects Layered for a story line that broadly appeals with intriguing insight as to the real purpose of literary theory in bringing unknown writers to light Laughed out loud at the story about the English prof who attended a seminar on the Problems of the Colon and who was an hour into the lecture before realizing he was attending the wrong medical venue Very good but not great light and easy to read Philip Swallow, Morris Zapp, Persse McGarrigle and the lovely Angelica are the jet propelled academics who are on the move, in the air and on the make in David Lodge s satirical Small World It is a world of glamorous travel and high excitement, where stuffy lecture rooms are swapped for lush corners of the globe, and romance is in the air Having read Changing Places, to which this book is a kind of sequel, says Lodge, I was eager for this one I was not disappointed The plot is barebones academics globe trot and vie for a sinecure endowed chair , the characters varied, the scope huge.This novel is a modern epic a social satire a wickedly funny skewering, with a decidedly accurate feel, of academic pretension and trumpery an allegory of the quest for the Holy Grail a love story andit s even a sly wink at the rea Having read Changing Places, to which this book is a kind of sequel, says Lodge, I was eager for this one I was not disappointed The plot is barebones academics globe trot and vie for a sinecure endowed chair , the characters varied, the scope huge.This novel is a modern epic a social satire a wickedly funny skewering, with a decidedly accurate feel, of academic pretension and trumpery an allegory of the quest for the Holy Grail a love story andit s even a sly wink at the reader, as the various academics explain their own narrative functions by giving their opinions on text in general A brilliant piece of work, and I was very sorry to come to the end after 385 pages My brother Mike described this as the only book I ve ever given him that he didn t like I can understand why lots of literary references, lots of in jokes for English majors, graduate students, and anyone who s ever suffered through a course in literary theory But I m all of those things, and as I read Small Word through for the second time this time in preparation to teach it at the end of my British Lit class I found myself liking it eventhan I did the first time It sthan jus My brother Mike described this as the only book I ve ever given him that he didn t like I can understand why lots of literary references, lots of in jokes for English majors, graduate students, and anyone who s ever suffered through a course in literary theory But I m all of those things, and as I read Small Word through for the second time this time in preparation to teach it at the end of my British Lit class I found myself liking it eventhan I did the first time It sthan just a very funny satire on the pretensions of literary geeks it s also a cleverly plotted, semi allegorical critique of love, Romance, and sex, as well as a lucid primer on the very critical theories whose self important adherents it mocks It has its flaws, of course All satire can get cartoonish at times, but I m disappointed by the xenophobia with which the book surrenders to the most superficial stereotyping in order to depict its non anglophone characters the German critic is a Nazi, the French critic a lizard like homosexual, the Japanese translator a humorless, mechanistic stiff who sings karaoke English, Irish and American characters do not escape mockery, of course, but they tend to be depicted withsympathy, their vicescharming than repugnant Persse McGarrigle, the virgin Irish poet whose romantic quest drives the novel s plot, remains irretrievably and delightfully naive from beginning to end, playing Candide in the conferences and dupe in the bedroom I identify with him less than I did on my first reading This time, I find myself liking Morris Zapp and Philip Swallow For all their infantile self importance and infidelity, each emerges from his experiences chastened and restored to humanity The book ends comically all marriages and reunions And the marriage between Philip and Hilary Swallow the fragile, at times tediously mundane cohabitation that is the subject of some of the novel s least funny, most poignant scenes somehow emerges as normative Joy isn t elsewhere as the young or would be young imagine it somewhere one must fly to in a never ending quest but at home with the windows open, letting the breeze blow in


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